Thursday, February 23, 2012


I am republishing this post !! .....

This post is dedicated to my sister for making my life so much easier. I was studying in Hyderabad and I had a group of friends in my colony with whom I would hang out. One of them was like 5 years older than us. His name was Raj. Every one used to use the choicest of words to curse him b'cos of the simple fact he was too old (he looked like a nerd too). Well one day he came up to me and said "Krishna do you want to have something to eat" I obviously said yes and 15 minutes later I was happily munchin chips and had a bottle of Mountain dew to drink.This routine continued for a month and steadily my friends got jealous because he was'nt treating them. One day Raj came up to me and told me that he was in love with my sister and he wanted my help to woo her.
Well I considered my options :

1) He was too ugly. My sister would never fall for him even if all the angels and the gods were with him.

2) C'mon Gross!..... which loser would tell someone's brother that he loves his sister! it is the most pissing off thing one can do.

3) AND the most important thing >>Chips(Lays) and Aerated Drink(Mountain dew)<< every day for the rest of my life.

Well my friends knew about this and did all the things possible to stop me from accepting coke and chips. "C'mon man, its your sister!, If someone said something like that to my sister my brother would beat the crap out of him" said Sarfu. Sarfu had a brother whose name was Rizwan and his occupation was in import/export business. He had lot of friends and they used to go around in bikes. Well i didn't have a brother, I figured that god has given me brains, using my yukti I didn't say anything. This treating went on for few months but Raj wanted results I didn't help him a bit.

One day he got tired of treating me and said he is going to say the three letter word to my sister. My response : "No. leave my sister alone!".

He got angry and said "Its gone too far already". Well, he had never spoken to my sister or even remotely tried. I think he was referring to the money he had spent on treating me with Chips and Coke every day.

In full josh He decided to go to my house and tell my sister the dreaded three letter word. I was damn scared for myself if Raj spilt the beans that he was treating me every day. Mom and Dad would definitely not be pleased. Well he went home met Dad and after that the details are vague because i wasn't there, it seems my Dad told him to concentrate on studies and forget about it. That was the last day I got my treat. Later on when i spilled the beans to my sister she got pissed because I didn't share the coke and the chips with her.

Moral of the story: coke and chips are unhealthy.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Balchetna Shibir

 Well i cannot imagine getting up @ 6 in the morning without a reason. Past few days the reason for waking early and doing my practice early are these cute little innocent kids!!. I guess i am learning more from them :D. Teaching 150 kids!!!this is as good as it gets. (There is always one kid talking, One kid throwing stones at others and one kid fighting at any given point to time). My life feels more useful at the end of the day. Today was the third day of the workshop. We shared a very stupid joke and all of them burst out laughing. Comon i am known for my horrible pjs but when you have audience which really appreciates ..... nothing like it  :D.
I am taking this beautiful course with Kiran. Kids love him. They love him so much that while playing the game they think he is a participant and form groups with him. Kiran being Kiran gives instruction for the course and also for the group he is in. At this juncture i do not know who is teaching whom. 1 word to describe this course is UTTER CHAOS and CELEBRATION!!. I can feel that god through them. This post is dedicated to '150 Beautiful KIDS who literally rock my world'.